Mio -- the liquid water enhancer company-- is going to pay you for your energy drink horror stories.
They just launched "Energy Drink Insurance" and will compensate you for your stories.
If you've experienced "brain fog, jitter, fatigue, excessive sweating" or any other negative symptom after drinking an energy drink you can submit your claim to EnergyDrinkInsurance.com -- but make sure it's entertaining. Submissions will be reviews and, “the more entertaining details, the better.”
According to the website, submissions will be judged on the following criteria:
- Entertainment value based on delivery and humor: 50%
- Amount of damage caused by the energy drink: 50%
Video submissions could earn up to $200, while written entires could earn up to $50.