Well this is awkward. Molly Fenton was walking her dog Doug on the beach when he came back wanting to play fetch with his latest beach find... but it wasn't a stick.
It was an adult toy.
She didn't realize what it was a first and said, quote, "I let him carry on with this in his mouth without a care until i noticed it moved a bit, like it was flopping." She thought it was a dead animal at first and told him to drop it.
Molly says she picked it up with a poo bag and tossed it so other dogs would't play with it.