The California burger chain Farmer Boys, located in Stockton, Lodi and Modesto, is looking for the perfect candidate to serve as its “Bacon Intern” — a person charged with taste-testing their full repertoire of bacon-bedecked dishes. But it’s not just a day of free tender-crisp bacon they receive. At the end of their eight-hour shift, the intern will take home $1,000 — and, likely, an alarming blood sodium level. Job hunters willing to travel to California for the piggy gig can make a bid on Instagram, explaining why they think they’re the best candidate for the role. Interested applicants should also tag the Farmer Boys account using the hashtag #FarmerBoysBaconIntern. Those applying must be 18 years or older with a public Instagram profile. Entry deadline is August 20, and the winner will be notified on August 27.
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