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This Woman Peed On Potatoes At Walmart ...

Everyone HATED the trend where people were licking ice cream and putting it back in the freezer. But if THIS is the alternative . . . back to the licking.

The police in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania have been hunting for a woman who went to a Walmart last Wednesday night . . . and PEED on top of the POTATOES. They were at the floor level, so she just squatted, peed, and walked away.

An employee spotted her, so the store got rid of all the potatoes and sanitized the area.

But the woman got out of the store . . . so the police released the surveillance footage of her to try to track her down. It's surveillance footage of her walking out of the store . . . not, you know, watering the produce.

Anyway, after the story blew up yesterday, the woman turned herself in. It turns out she's a 20-year-old woman named Grace Brown, and she's facing charges of indecent exposure and public drunkenness.

So why'd she do it? She said she was, quote, "not thinking" . . . and she doesn't remember doing it. The West Mifflin police chief says, quote, "Honestly I think she thought it was a toilet." 

(The Smoking Gun/Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)

(You can see some surveillance shotshereandhere.)


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