Okay... this is unbelievable, but it's real. A dog that can officially do more than I can with any kind of confidence. Her name is Secret... and let's review her talents.
She can pull more Jenga blocks than most drunk people I know.
Should be hired by a bar for next St Patrick's Day
Can strum a couple chords
Knows a good stretch and partner yoga is what the body needs sometimes.
Can put a pen to paper with ease.
Has the grace of a ballerina.
Cleans more than I have in the last month or two
AND EVEN PUSHES HER GROWN ASS HUMAN ON A SWING.
There's so many more things on her Insta but I'm feeling too overwhelmed right now and like I'm a bad parent for never teaching my pets to be my slaves in a fun way. Gotta go.