As a die hard Redskins fan, I couldn't root for the Eagles. The Eagles winning would be a nightmare and my Eagles fans would never let me hear the end of it.
Then it happened. My only hope was...
They didn't let me down.
The things happening in Philly could make some jealous... Maybe a little FOMO because you want to be celebrating in the streets with all the fellow fans.
Until you see them eating horse poop for fun.
Okay... that last one is actually amazing. That's true comradery. A keg in city hall?! I'll give you a point for that one. I'll also give props to anyone who innocently climbed the light poles that were greased up.