When you're going through some ish and all you wanna do is text a boy but you can't you need an alternative. Your friends will be like "TEXT ME ANY TIME YOU THINK OF IT!" but after 1.5-2.2 days, they're over it and they're definitely not giving you the attention you need.
You know what does give attention? The Internet. They like your stuff, they help make decisions, they're honest... and they give you some good things to look at *winkwink*
So when I was in Vegas, I was telling my iBF all about it.