This past weekend I went to Jamboree in the Hills, which is basically a bunch of rednecks and country music on a giant farm. Rednecks in the Farm is what it should be called.
Just like I got creative with my redneck spatula last week, we got creative with our drinking this week.
On top of our usual Dew Bombs [pour Mountain Dew in mouth, do not swallow. Pour vodka in mouth. Swallow all at once], beer bongs, and shotguns, here are some screenshots from my Snapchat you may or may not have seen.
-Fold poncho to create a luge
-Open mouth at bottom
-Pour beer from top
OLD BAY SHOTGUNS
-Pour too much Old Bay into mouth hole
-Also tried: Egg whites and Pedialyte. Pedialyte was voted the worst.
WATER GUN STICKS
Much like a paint stick chug
-Pour beer in cup
-Suck beer into squirt gun by pulling the "trigger" back
-Put mouth on end, have friend push trigger forward
And of course, why chug ONE beer when you can chug TWO?!