Another day, another hunt for the people making inappropriate comments that are just SOoOoOo intolerable.
When a woman's husband called her "a sandwich maker," she made him a sandwich, with a bonus piece of plastic.
While I'm not someone who would get bothered by someone calling me their sandwich maker [I'd just make them make me a damn sandwich instead], I do like this very simple message.
I might go one step further and cut off the plastic on the sides, just in case they are actually paying attention before biting in. Make it even more of a surprise.