You can now float on Kim Kardashian's butt

I hate that this exists. I hate even more that I'm posting about it.... but here we are living on a world wide web where everyone loves to click on anything that says Kardashian. 

There's now a giant pool float of a butt, that could really be anyone's ass, but Kim released it so everyone can be all up in her ehhem.


When they say it's $100, they mean $108. That's ridamndiculous. If I see anyone on this thing this summer I'm punching you in the face and/or popping it. And running. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.



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