People always think I'm disgusting for using airline blankets... but I figure- why the hell NOT get one?!?
Well... because I could open them up to find the gift of feces, I guess.
Most people reacted the way a normal human should:
But.... as of now, when I write this blog.... the airline did not respond the same way as a human would....
WHAT IN THE EFF.
OF COURSE SHE ALERTED THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. SHE ALSO TOLD THE ENTIRE TWITTERVERSE BEFORE MICHELLE GOT YOUR ATTENTION.
I'm more disgusted by that than the poop.
That's a lie. but it's close.