The most embarrassing note I ever got sent home was when I used bad words in a slam book in middle school... and I got suspended for a freaking week because of it! Peer pressure man, I tell ya...
This kid heard a certain word "around the playground" and decided to use it to name his imaginary character... Wildo the Dildo. *insert crying laughing emoji here*
If I was sent that, I would celebrate with a night of sex and making more offspring to bring more entertainment into my life.