You can name a cockroach after your ex, and this zoo will feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. And honestly, I'm in.
The El Paso Zoo will even feed the meerkat the cockroach LIVE on Facebook for you - and what's more - the actual names of the people that the cockroaches are named after will be ON THE SCREEN.
CBS News first reported this, and I personally think that it's a hilarious thing that also makes you feel better. The zoo is calling it the "Quit Bugging Me" campaign (LOL) and names will be displayed around the meerkat exhibit and on social media beginning on February 11th!
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