If your calendar is free on Saturday, July 13th, you need to head down to Tallahassee for UNLIMITED FRENCH FRY SAMPLING.
The "Frye Fest" is a festival all about french fries and is self-described as an "immersive fried potato festival" and honestly, I'm about to book my ticket.
According to GMA, the menu includes four different types of french fries from three different restaurants for a grand total of twelve uniquely crafted french fry dishes. It's only $20, but if you buy early, for an extra $5, you can get a "Frye Festival" t-shirt.
Florida has given us some WEIRD headlines every day of our lives, but this one, we're totally down for.