Tom Brady Joins Twitter To Announce Retirement

It's all I ever wanted.

It's all I ever needed.

Just not on the dumbest holiday of the year.

Tom Brady, New England Patriots' Quarterback, AKA the GOAT, AKA the one that everyone loves to hate (I.E. ME ESPECIALLY) decided to join the Twitter-verse today with a simple tweet:

 

....and just for a second the world was like YESSSSSSSSS or crying tears of sadness, possibly even tears of joy, even if just for a freaking second.

'Til we realized that today is April Fool's Day...and even WE couldn't get that lucky.

Stupid joke, Tom. Stupid joke.

 

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