I'm CRYYYYYING.
Apparently in Indiana, a cow halted traffic running away from the cops.
According to WJLA, officers were chasing a runaway cow across Campus Parkway before it crossed the street and waited by Chick-Fil-A. The irony is that Chick-Fil-A uses cows as the mascots for the chicken chain - so I'm sure people around that saw it just thought it was a great marketing campaign!
There's really no more to the story here, but it's a great laugh for a Monday morning!