Police Find Man Too High, Surrounded By Doritos

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Police in Ohio were called to a home by a man who said he was “too high” and found him in the fetal position surrounded by...Doritos.

The Youngstown Vindicator reports that on Friday police responded to the 22-year-old man’s home in Austintown around 5:20 p.m., where they could hear the man groaning from a room. That’s when officers found him lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the police report said.

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