KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
This past year alone, they've come out with KFC gravy-scented candles, KFC hot tubs, KFC meals with Aunt Jemima syrup (obviously for chicken and waffles - YUM), AND NOWWWWW you can give your mom a "Chickendales" video for Mother's Day.
What is this you may ask? Go to chickendales.com, enter in basic info like your mom's name and city she lives in, you see a brief ad about your local KFC, then BAM. The Colonel and Chippendales show up and rip off their shirts and dance for her.
So. If you want the Colonel ruined, go ahead and watch.