What's the DUMBEST reason someone returned an item to your store because this woman might have topped all of our stories! She returned a loaf of bread, with one piece missing, for being "too seedy" than the bread normally is!
The woman bought a luxury loaf of bread, but only a few hours later she decided to return the bread with a note saying 'too many seeds', even going so far as saying that the seeds had changed its 'character'.
The woman then proceeded to complain to the customer service desk for the next 15 minutes before she was granted a refund on the loaf of bread! Just a word to the wise to be nice to customer service and retail workers because it will usually help you in the long run!
(LadBible)