If you don't know that James Comey was the Director of the FBI it's totally okay, but what you SHOULD know is that there IS an open position right now and Kane and Intern John both suggested I should apply because of my Eagle Scout background!
So I wrote the FBI a letter, which is currently in the mail, to apply for the open position! Below is what was sent minus some information that had to be "redacted." But you can trust me with protecting the secrets of America!
"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” ~ President Thomas Whitmore, 1996
SOURCE: NY Times