You heard about the man stuck in the snow for FIVE DAYS, surviving on only Taco Bell hot sauce packets, (although I still wonder why he had a lifetime supply in there in the first place, but I digress...) well the life-saving powers of the hot sauce strike yet again!
A 77-year-old man leaving a Florida Taco Bell parking lot thought he was reversing when he SLAMMED through the wall of the restaurant and right into a table. There was someone at the table, but luckily for them, they had just gotten up to get more... you guessed it... hot sauce and narrowly avoided being bombarded by the vehicle.
Police confirm that although the building had some pretty significant damage, no one was hurt. All thanks to a hot sauce refill.