HOT OR NOT?!: Buttcrack Zipper jeans

As I get ready to head out to Coachella, my mind is already open to fashion "trends" that I would never consider on any other day of the year.... but maybe we can consider these jeans to be acceptable?! 

They have a zipper that goes down your crack, and two more that go up the back of your thighs, and all I can think is hey- if you wanna show more of that stuff, this is jeanius! haha, get it?! JEANius!?! You can walk out of the house covered up then unzip to leave less to the imagination. 

The double zipper could also be very convenient for inconspicuous public sex.... not that I would ever condone such a thing..... 

 
 
 
 
 
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