I thought this was gonna be silly, but it actually says a lot, I think.
Check this ranking out by Clover:
Girls are a buncha HOES. hahaha but it's okay, I get it. The tongue is good. It's fine. It's clear we want a guy who's gonna be sexual without being selfish or showing off, hence the bro-y biceps and pound-its not being good.
The guys are a little different, though... seems like they want the girl who is pretending to be hard to get, but is also "pretending" to be crazy... just don't be blunt with the ring emoji or talk about poop.