When I was a freshman, I lived right next to my RA and I'd torment him by doing "drive by flips" and banging on his wall really late at night. I was a high-quality, functioning adult in college, as you can tell.
If only I had thought about not torturing him and using him to do nice things for me like the newly discovered RA Bae..
Now the news has had him reading bedtime stories for other residents, the Internet is in love... and who wouldn't be with this face?!
Forget getting an RA to do something for me... I just wish I would have had an RA who looked that beautiful.