I don't know about you, but I LOVE a good police chase... and this one is special. In this story, they're chasing a COW!
And if you're not excited yet, this reporter is excited enough for you AND him AND your mother.
[The BEST part: The cow escaped a slaughterhouse. YES COW. GO COW GO!]
The bad news is... this isn't a Disney movie. It ends in the bull/cow/hero of everyone's boring workday dying.