Getting into an event/VIP/better seat is sometimes as easy as having the confidence to pull it off. I caught my coach on the floor and then backstage at a MASSIVE concert that she had nosebleed tickets for. When I asked her how, she said "I just walked back here!"
This guy has a good idea, though... so many people believe that Wikipedia is right and knows everything, why not put your name into an article and show off your ID as proof you deserve to be back there?!
Cousin. Yes. Brilliant.
And apparently it's happened before... and this band was actually impressed.