Listen.
Everyone loves fries.
If you don't like perfectly, deep fried, salty, stick of potatoes, we're just not friends.
But what I don't need...what NO ONE needs...is a raunchy cartoon of Ronald McDonald...with fries stuck down...there.
That's right. Ronald McDonald is following the 'sexy Colonel' that KFC is trying to make a thing...and giving Ronald a six-pack body with a red Speedo filled to the brim with french fries.
We're not sure if this is making people head to McDonald's more than they already do in Japan...but I NEVER pictured Ronald McDonald sexy...or in a speedo...and DEFINITELY not with fries...down there.