Top Shop is now selling clear plastic jeans. They're straight-legged and cropped at the ankle. But the only thing I can think about is how sweaty it would be to wear them.
The brand says that they aren't ideal for everyday wear but would be a good "statement piece" for festivals. You mean where it's even HOTTER outside? No thanks.
Oh, but they're machine washable.. so go get you some Zenon pants!