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SELENA GOMEZ is beyond worrying about JUSTIN BIEBER, and turned 22 on a YACHT surrounded by friends and new boys who seem less dramatic than Biebs! 


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KIM KARDASHIAN... is bad for the environment? The EPA tweeted out a guidance today cautioning Americans that her APP can cause seizures if played for over 60 seconds! 


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JUSTIN BIEBER'S Beverly Hills neighbors are getting ready to place the Canadian boy wonder under a CITIZEN'S ARREST, and have reportedly hired private paramilitary troops from Xe corporation to detain the pop star, who threw an insane party which pissed off his neighbors over the weekend. Cops, who can't arrest Biebs without probable cause, have reportedly encouraged this! 


Three stories. One is true. Which do you think it is? 


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