LADIES AND GENTS: Captain America... is now an AFRICAN AMERICAN man! Marvel made the announcement today, after earlier announcing that THOR... is now a woman!

 

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JUSTIN BIEBER... will NOT be at SELENA GOMEZ birthday party! HE wasn't even invited, so he's going to play PAINTBALL and to kick it at a STRIPCLUB with some HUSSIES and TROLLOPS! 

 

 

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And... LORDE is PISSED! WEIRD AL YANKOVIC has made a parody of her song TEAM and she wasn't even asked if it was cool! Word is she could sue the comedian! 

 

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