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WUW@W: Three stories... ONE is true... and none of these have to do with geopolitical political things and such!

 

 

 

LADIES AND GENTS: Captain America... is now an AFRICAN AMERICAN man! Marvel made the announcement today, after earlier announcing that THOR... is now a woman!

 

.: getty :. 

 

JUSTIN BIEBER... will NOT be at SELENA GOMEZ birthday party! HE wasn't even invited, so he's going to play PAINTBALL and to kick it at a STRIPCLUB with some HUSSIES and TROLLOPS! 

 

 

.: getty :. 

 

And... LORDE is PISSED! WEIRD AL YANKOVIC has made a parody of her song TEAM and she wasn't even asked if it was cool! Word is she could sue the comedian! 

 

Three stories. One is true... so which is it? Need help? Click here! 

 

 

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