So this is a real thing. 

It's got a real commercial, so it MUST be a real thing. 

It's an exercise device... for the face. And it's a thing... which, well, exercises the face. 

 

And mouth. 

 

And chin. 

 

And stuff. 

 

What do you think people would use this for? 

 

Ponderous. Just ponderous.