I've always had respect for the auctioneers. 

 

When I hosted a charity event for NFL LB Ryan Kerrigan's foundation, and Prolanthropy, I was teamed with a real auctioneer and I realized this speaking this fast is an art - and not some sort of MicroMachine type gimmick. 

 

At any rate... watch this. It's impressive. Even if he is selling... cows.