Now ain't that some dumb shiz...


From the ONLY IN TEXAS category... some drunk dude in Houston, Texas, the home city of American radio presenter TOBY KNAPP, paid $4.28 to the ride-on-demand service UBER for a lift 150 feet... from one bar to another! 


"We salute this drunk dude for not getting a DUI or whatnot," Knapp said. "However, he doesn't look too bright, and you'll have these things in Texas from time to time," he added. 


Knapp openly endorses the ride-sharing app, Uber, on line and on air, but doesn't take that cash - or rides - for said endorsements.