Clorox is running an ad right now where a woman walks into her kitchen, and her elderly father is lying facedown on the kitchen counter, getting a rubdown from a male masseuse.  Other than a towel, he appears to be naked.


Which is important, because then it cuts to a shot of her cleaning the counter with Clorox Disinfectant Wipes.  And here's our question:  What's she CLEANING?  Because it LOOKS like her dad might have left some of his BODILY FLUID behind.