There's no reason your vanity has to be limited to photographs.  Let's get that face of yours onto more mediums ASAP.

 

A company in Vermont called Burnt Impressions is now selling a product called the SELFIE TOASTER . . . and yes, it burns an image of your face into every piece of toast.

 

You just send them a picture of yourself, and they custom-make your toaster.

 

It's only $75, which actually sounds cheap considering what you get.  And it only takes them about a week to create and ship it. 

 

At the same time . . . do you really want to eat YOUR OWN FACE?  Is that vain . . . or just creepy?  

(Los Angeles Times)