GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN are separating after 10 annoying years of marriage. They have two children: A 9-year-old daughter annoyingly named Apple and a 7-year-old son annoyingly named Moses.
Gwyneth posted an annoying statement on her annoying website, GOOP.com. She said, quote, "It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate . . .
"We have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been."
The statement was annoyingly titled "Conscious Uncoupling".
"Us Weekly" says the whole family went to the Bahamas to escape a possible media frenzy.