The luge is, by far, my favorite Winter Olympic sport...mostly because all the men are in the tightest spandex money can buy... and because sliding down an icy tube at 100mph sounds freakin' awesome.

I was watching TV when I came across this Russian luger who's name immediately forced me into uncontrollable giggles.

Yes, I have the mental capacity of a 10 year old.

A good friend of mine says that the transliteration of this Russian version of "Simon" would have been better suited as "Semyon". Perhaps the translator is yet another #SochiProblem...

If it weren't for Russia's already tarnished reputation with the LGBT community, I may have chuckled and then forgot...but who am I kidding? This is funny right matter who ya are.