Seriously... SO many WTF's with this story. 

WTF super human strength do you have to bring in such a big beast?!

WTF are you doing and how can you be so sure it's not gonna get revived and attack you NOW?!


Can you imagine having to fight that thing til the death too?!!? Like WTF. 

and he said he would have thrown it back in the ocean but he thought the shark was too tired to swim. WTF WOULD YOU PUT IT BACK FOR IT TO SEEK REVENGE ON OTHER INNOCENT HUMANS?!?!? 

AND... he could have gotten a world record... but he decided to eat it instead.... and make a buncha other redneckses very happy. [His words.]