People always think I'm disgusting for using airline blankets... but I figure- why the hell NOT get one?!?
Well... because I could open them up to find the gift of feces, I guess.
.@Delta I guess now I'll be cold on all my flights because I can never use a blanket again BC A LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT WAS IN MY LAST BLANKET— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) March 16, 2017
Most people reacted the way a normal human should:
But.... as of now, when I write this blog.... the airline did not respond the same way as a human would....
@MichelleMonical GM Michelle. Appreciate you calling it to our attention. Please reach out to the FA onboard for assistance. *LS— Delta (@Delta) March 16, 2017
WHAT IN THE EFF.
OF COURSE SHE ALERTED THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. SHE ALSO TOLD THE ENTIRE TWITTERVERSE BEFORE MICHELLE GOT YOUR ATTENTION.
I'm more disgusted by that than the poop.
That's a lie. but it's close.