We're in need of new, solid words for 2014. Twerking and whatever else I've seemingly successfully forgotten about for right now need replacements. 

Here are some ideas: 

Irish Handcuffs. n. Having a drink in each hand... or the noun version of double fisting.

Manther. n.  The male version of a cougar, and a word we've needed for a LONG time. 

Clutch Oven. n or v. Stinking/farting up an entire car. 

Nerdjack. v. Taking over a perfectly fine conversation with informational talk no one cares about.

And very important... 

Sporking. v. Spooning with a poker.

Here's more: 

And feel free to leave any other suggestions in the comments box!