We're in need of new, solid words for 2014. Twerking and whatever else I've seemingly successfully forgotten about for right now need replacements.
Here are some ideas:
Irish Handcuffs. n. Having a drink in each hand... or the noun version of double fisting.
Manther. n. The male version of a cougar, and a word we've needed for a LONG time.
Clutch Oven. n or v. Stinking/farting up an entire car.
Nerdjack. v. Taking over a perfectly fine conversation with informational talk no one cares about.
And very important...
Sporking. v. Spooning with a poker.
And feel free to leave any other suggestions in the comments box!