I guess when you're an Olympian... you're allowed to eat whatever you want.... but the fact that this is one day's worth of food, or even ONE MEAL for Ryan Lochte, has me all sortsa sick. How in the bleepity bleep does one stomach handle such things?!?!?!

Also... I'd rather consume 10,000 calories in fatty foods... less of it, but more delicious. Mmmmm.