My favorite person in the world is hosting the Oscars... and if you're a halfway decent human being, she's your favorite person too. [Seriously.. some dudes who think they're too cool to watch Ellen's show... give it one episode. It's better than 90% of late night TV.. just sayin.]

ANYWAY.... I figured we'd go over some valuable quotes from her. 

These are from her books that I've picked out: 

 Then there's also these: 


  • Accept who you are... unless you're a serial killer. 
  • Procrastinate now... don't put it off. 
  • Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
  • Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.

I'm going to get all sorts of emotional when she jumps on stage Sunday as if I'm watching my BFF make dreams come true. and yes, I know she's done it before... BUT STILL. 

Feel free to live tweet the show with me! It's always a blasty!