Everything you've ever wanted is now real life. 

[Assuming you're a normal human being who hates washing dishes and has the biggest fights in the house over them]

A company has discovered a way to use cellulose as a dirt and liquid repellent on plates. They'll never be dirty. You won't have to rinse them. They also won't break. [I kinda imagine dinnerware covered in Flubber or something... until I watch the video.]

I'm ready to spend my entire tax refund on these... make it happen, world.