Well... this isn't looking good for ANYONE... even the "top states" to last the longest...

Seriously, dudes... [because it's normally the guy having any control over this] we can't even hit the double digits?! 

I'm all about quickies, but I'd like it to last longer than a commercial break.. 

PROPS to WV.. I knew I liked the fun I had there. They're #2 with an average of 5:38. 

UTAH: #7 / 3:55

MARYLAND: #16 / 3:15

VIRGINIA: #37 / 2:23

DC: #45 / 2:08

Oy. Those are really just all bad.