It's a known thing that Nick Cannon is a little bizarre, and thinks a lot higher of himself than probably the rest of the world, but these pics he posted on Instagram earlier have me all sortsa confused.
His caption is all about "this is what happens when a [man] gets money." What exactly is this? The loss of common fashion sense? The need to be as cool as Pharrell but not having even 1/4 the swagger?
Caption: "America loves me because I'm exciting!" Um. Right.
Please stop that.