I went to a wedding over the weekend and saw the groom's new tattoo... 

It was supposed to be two silver bullets [the gun kind, not the xXx kind] with pin-up girls in them.... but... this is it... 

I guess technically it does kinda look like a bullet, but like... that's a dildo on his back. 

His wife came out while he was getting it done and made the artist stop immediately. That's why you see the outline of another one. 

He shall now be forever known as DildoMan.