One thing life has taught me: poker is serious. The bets are real. Get caught up in it, and life as you know it is changed forever... 

...or, your name could be if you're this guy. 

His friends were able to pick any name for him after he lost, and this is the 99-character LEGAL NAME they came up with.

 LOL WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!? Seriously. 

He didn't even realize how official it was until his passport expired and they said this would be on ALL of his IDs from now on. 

hahahahahahahah sucka.