I'm all about the 90s coming back, as I've said a bajillion times, but this one is so not okay. Jurassic Park should be left untouched in it's iconic form. 

But NOPE. They're bringing it back... and this is the rumored plot: 

They splice together a T-Rex, raptor, snake, and cuttlefish to create a monstrous new dino that, of course, gets loose and terrorizes the park. …some of the Dinos are “good guys” that are trained by Chris Pratt’s character. The big bad dinosaur has instant camouflage abilities, like the cuttlefish, so he blends into the background, is smart like the velociraptor, uses his jaw like a snake, and can terrorize like the T-Rex.

Are they trying to be like Sharknado or something?!?! Cuz like... they know that wasn't actually good, right?! Or did I miss a memo?! Ugh.